Sunday, April 11, 2021

Sex Drive in Overdrive and I'm Getting a Roommate!

I am so horny these days! 

Can menopause make a person HORNIER?

Everything turns me on. 

I'm masturbating so much and thinking about so many cocks. Maybe even yours...

Have you sent me a dick pic lately?

Let this be your friendly reminder. ;)

But I'm also very busy!

I have several projects on the go right now, so I find I am working less.

Perhaps, my sex drive is in overdrive BECAUSE I'm not working as much!

Hmmm, I hadn't thought of that.

Needless to say, if you book a session with me anytime soon, you'll be doing us both a favour. ;) 


My New Roommate

Working less means less income but my overhead costs stay the same.

To offset some of my overhead costs, I've taken a roommate.

We will be sharing my workspace.

Her name is Sophia and you can learn more about her here:

I know you are probably thinking, "Yes, duo massages are happening again!" 

Sophia and I have not discussed that yet. Give us a chance to get to know each other. Okay, you naughty boys?


Sharing my workspace means that advance booking will give you a better chance of seeing me when it works best for you. 

I am especially available mornings, if you let me know the night before!

If advance booking is not possible, please still try! I am often available on short notice. But it will also depend on the availability of my workspace.


Hair Affair

Many of you have seen me without my wig now. 

I love not wearing a wig for sessions. I feel so free!

I have been bleaching my natural hair so that it isn't too much of a shock for you when you see me with different hair.

However, the bleaching process is causing issues for me. My scalp is burned and this means I will not be staying a blonde.

I will post photos when I've changed my hair again!

Thank you for your understanding!

Maybe I'll go dark like in these photos.

Scars and all!

Something I've never talked about before on my blog is that I have surgery scars on my tummy.

I have worn a black, lacy hernia belt in the past, so my scars were never really visible to clients.

However, I have gotten thinner lately and I haven't needed to wear my hernia belt. 

My regulars don't seem to mind my scars. And I like being nude from my head to my toes during sessions. 

But if you are a person who finds scars difficult to see, you may feel uncomfortable with me.

Please let me know if this is a concern for you. 

Also, I would love to hear from client's perspectives - how do you feel about scars? Do you feel a provider should warn clients if she has noticeable scars or other body blemishes?

I look forward to hearing your thoughts!

New Hours

My hours are changing slightly. I will be available early mornings from now on.

Just book with me the night before, and I will make it happen!

My new hours are:

M-F ~~ 8 AM to 4 PM

SAT/SUN ~~ 10 AM to 4 PM

REMEMBER! To get the early morning appointments, you must book at least the night before.

I'm a morning person and I am VERY HORNY in the mornings!

Just saying!

Love Annie

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Saturday, April 3, 2021

The Naked Retreat Story I Didn't Tell You (X-Rated)

I was alone in a cabin in the woods.

I had no wifi or cell service. Just me and my music, in the tiny cabin; and the sounds of the forest whenever I stepped outside the door.

Imagine my surprise, on the second night, when I heard footsteps thumping on the porch and a loud rap on the door.

I didn't feel safe opening the door (and I was naked), so I asked timidly, "Who's there?"

"Hello there, Miss," said a deep voice. "My truck broke down and I followed the light from your windows here. May I use your phone? My cell doesn't seem to have service."

"I'm sorry," I replied. "I have no phone here." Then I realized my mistake. I had told this strange man that I had no way of calling for help. I thought fast ... "My husband is returning any moment."

"That's great, Miss," he said. "Would your husband possibly have some tools I could borrow? I think I can fix it myself if I have a flashlight and a wrench."

I didn't know what to say now. There was no husband coming back any moment. I was completely alone and naked. Loathe to leave the man outside while I wondered what would happen next, I decided to confront the situation head on. I pulled on a t-shirt and sweat pants and opened the door.

"Come in," I said. "You can wait in here until my husband arrives." I thought I would feel out the situation and be ready to run to my car at moment's notice if needed.

"Thank you very much," he replied. He walked in, took off his shoes, and sat at the tiny kitchen table. I made us both tea and we settled in.

The man's name was Adam. We made small talk and I learned that he was on his way home from working out of town.

Adam kept glancing at the window as we spoke. "Are you in a hurry?" I asked him.

"Well, not really," he said. "It's just that I'm looking forward to seeing my son."

He shared some more about his personal life and seemed to relax a little. He stopped glancing at the window so much, as our conversation became more easy and interesting. An hour slipped by.

Adam turned out to be very intelligent. I find intelligence super sexy. And, you know me, I am a chatterbox when someone has interesting things to say. We conversed animatedly, laughing and enjoying the exchange.

I admit I was stalling because I was embarrassed to tell Adam the truth about my absent husband. I wondered what he would do about his broken down truck.

We hit a pause in the conversation and silence spread out between us for a moment. My music had stopped and I hadn't noticed till now. I felt reasonably sure at this point that Adam was not a serial killer.

"Adam," I said. "I have to confess that I don't actually have a husband returning any moment. I rented this cabin for a solitary retreat. I'm here by myself and I don't have any tools with me."

Adam's face registered surprise, then he started laughing as he realized the full implications of my confession. "You didn't want a stranger to know you're alone! I get it," he said. I smiled back and thanked him for understanding.

"I'm not sure what you're going to do now about your truck," I said. My horny little mind was already trying to think of ways to get Adam to sleep over. 

"I could drive you into town in the morning, if you don't mind staying the night. I passed an automotive garage in the little town I passed through on my way here," I said.

Adam nodded his head and seemed to ponder his options. I ventured a mischievous grin in his direction, hoping he was feeling what I was feeling. Our eyes connected. I saw heat reflected in his.

"If you're sure you don't mind," Adam said, reaching back and rubbing his neck. 

"I don't mind at all," I replied. "In fact, I welcome the company. To be honest, I was getting a little lonely." (Plus, I had forgotten my vibrator.)

I noticed Adam continued to rub his neck, but I didn't want to blatantly offer him a massage. I wanted to stretch out the horny, teasing energy that was sizzling in the air between us. 

I knew the longer we tortured ourselves, the hotter it would be when our bodies finally came together.

I began by reaching out and touching his knee when said something funny; grabbing his hand to look for a wedding ring (he said he was divorced). 

Each time our skin touched innocently, liquid fire scorched me between the legs and my nipples hardened. I didn't have a mirror in the kitchen, but I wondered if my nipples were noticeable to Adam through my t-shirt.

I started to tidy up the kitchen table so I could have the excuse to lean over him and brush against his arm. I put my massage playlist on to set the mood, and danced around the kitchen wishing I was dressed in something much more sexy.

Adam didn't stop smiling. I didn't stop smiling. We both knew what we were going to do that night. But neither of us acknowledged it out loud. It was so hot!

After awhile of flirting and talking and smiling, I said: "I've noticed you rubbing your neck, Adam. It just so happens that I am a Massage Goddess. Would you like to feel my magic touch?"

Adam said he would love a massage. I instructed him to take off his shirt and sit backwards in his chair, while I warmed up some coconut oil.

I started on his upper back and shoulders. Adam slowly began to relax under my touch. I "accidentally" leaned forward to press my nipples against his back when I needed some leverage with my massage techniques. 

I brushed my nipples lightly against his back, through my shirt, when I wasn't pressing myself against him. I had no idea if he knew how aroused I was. But I was fucking aroused!

I massaged him for about twenty minutes; the whole while my pussy throbbed with desire and my nipples strained against the fabric of my t-shirt. 

I had my arms around Adam, massaging his chest muscles, when he grabbed one of my hands. He pulled it to his racing heart, then kissed my knuckles and let go. As I recovered from his touch, Adam stood up and turned around in his chair.

"How about I give you a little massage now," he said. He gently pulled me down to sit on his lap facing away from him. I could feel his hard cock through his jeans pressing against my ass. 

I pulled my shirt over my head to expose my naked back. 

After pouring coconut oil onto his hands, Adam began to massage my shoulders down to my lower back and then back up again. 

He rubbed me with deliciously slow strokes, pressing his thumbs into places on my back that were somehow connected to my pussy. 

I leaned back into his hands and felt his stubble on my neck. Adam moved his hands around me to cup and gently massage my breasts, lightly grazing my nipples with the tips of his fingers. 

I felt like I was literally melting into a puddle of pre-orgasmic wonder.

When I could take no more, I turned around, got down on my knees and pulled Adam's jeans down. His cock stood at attention, looking eager and ready. 

I couldn't help it; I took Adam's cock into my mouth. I sucked his cock into the back of my throat, then teased the tip of it with my tongue. Adam groaned with pleasure. 

We were both very turned on, but we had all night and didn't want this to end too soon. We took our naked selves to the bedroom. 

Adam lit lamps around the room. I pulled back the blankets and invited Adam to join me on the bed.

Over the next several hours, we played. We massaged each other. We kissed and teased. 

Neither of us came prepared for a sexual encounter. We had no condoms. However much we wanted to fuck, we couldn't be irresponsible. 

There were many moments when I was at the precipice of pushing my cunt onto his cock. But I stopped myself. 

Adam was equally respectful, though it was obvious he was willing to forego responsibility if I let him.

I had orgasm after orgasm; against his hand, against my hand, against his face. 

I leaned over his body in the woman-on-top position, massaging his cock between my legs. It was right there. I could sit on it at any moment. 

Our lips crashed against each other, as we kissed hungrily and passionately. We were filled with unresolved arousal. 

I wanted Adam to feel the pleasure he was showering on me in giant orgasmic waves. It was his turn to come. I said as much and Adam asked me to get on my hands and knees. I trusted him, so I bent into the doggie style position.

"Your back is so sexy," Adam said, as he squeezed my ass cheek with one hand and grabbed my waist with the other. 

Getting up close, Adam kept a firm grip on my ass, and began to stroke his cock inches away from my pussy and ass.

I imagined the tip of his cock coming so close as to almost touch my pussy. It was so hot!

I felt Adam's "come energy" before he actually came. His increased excitement turned me on so much, I reached between my legs with one hand to hold my throbbing clit.

When Adam came, his body went very rigid. His hand squeezed my hip, as he braced his thrusting hips against my ass. His cock pushed against the crack of my ass, and I felt it swelling and pushing as bursts of come splashed across my back. 

We were both in a state of shock, I think. Our passion had been so intensely urgent and we had acted without shame or reservation. It took a few minutes to come back to the present and collect our wits. 

Adam grabbed a towel from the bathroom and cleaned off my back, kissing the back of my neck while he did it. Then we cuddled on the bed, chatting quietly until we fell asleep.

The next morning we showered and made love again. Again, we could not stop smiling or kissing. Mid-morning, I drove him into town and said goodbye. 

We didn't exchange phone numbers or last names. We knew we would never see each other again.

The memory alone, however, will fuel my masturbation fantasies for years to come.

This concludes the naked retreat story I didn't tell you. The reason I didn't tell you is because it is a fantasy! 

I made this story up in my head while I was touching myself this morning. I hope you enjoyed the naughty scenes that go on in my imagination!

Love Annie

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Monday, March 29, 2021

I Am Being Featured TODAY - photos and interview

"Sexiest Shot of the Week"

TODAY I have the honour of being featured by a Twitter account that promotes women in my industry!

The backstory: On February 28, Workings Girls in the SiXXX on Twitter honoured me with their "Sexiest Shot of the Week Award.

Now, they have invited me to collaborate on Twitter in a daily promotion they do. For one day, they will share photos and little tidbits about me based on the questions and answers I'm sharing with you today!

To follow them on Twitter, click this link:

To follow me on Twitter, click this llink:

Here are the questions they asked me and my answers. This is only available for my subscribers and whomever stumbles upon my site!

1. How would you describe yourself?

I am a mature, tiny, ex-dancer with a strong, little body and tattoos.


2. Do you work for an agency, spa or are you independent?

I am an independent Massage Goddess


3. What city is your home base?

I work out of an apartment studio in White Rock, BC.


Tiny, tatted, dancer

4. How can a guy impress you?

A man can impress me by treating me with respect and kindness, and paying close attention to hygiene. If he can carry an intelligent conversation, he will impress me even more. I love a man who confidently gives his viewpoint without being attached to my viewpoint. This is a special gift during these crazy days right now with all the division happening in the world. Men who can rise above the division and accept all of our differences with respect and kindness; these are the men I admire the most. (and women too)


5. What turns you on?

What turns me on changes from moment-to-moment and day-to-day, but right now the thing that really turns me on is freedom. Not just the idea of freedom. There are all these hot men on social media standing up for freedom – they are my biggest turn on these days. I am also very turned on by naked hugs from gentle, nice-smelling men.


Beep beep!

6. Lights on or off?

I prefer the lights ON! ALWAYS! However, I do like a little mood lighting to help my client and I feel comfortable and not under glaring light. I also have mirrors in my massage studio, so clients can watch me while I massage them. The mirrors are hot!


7. What is your favourite outfit to wear for an evening of fun?

An evening of fun for me is a night out dancing or dinner with friends at a nice restaurant. I go for a tank top and jeans, for the most part. But I do love to put on a sexy, little dress once in a while.


8. What is your ideal date?

My ideal date is a ride on a motorcycle or in a car with the top down. The sun is shining and we’re going to the beach. If naughty fun is in the works, I’d rather save eating for later and have fun in the afternoon. Then a nice dinner with some intelligent conversation would end the date perfectly.


Naughty me a few years back

9. What is your favourite part of your body?

My favourite part of my body is my skin. It’s soft and sensitive and love the amazing endorphins I feel when I press my naked body against another person, skin-to-skin.


10. How do you think your repeat clients would describe you?

My regulars tell me I am sexy, intelligent, and that I leave them smiling for days. They leave me smiling for days too, so I think we have a great deal. Some of my regulars emphasize that they enjoy the intimacy of our massage sessions; that they don’t find that intimacy with others in their lives. I am very honoured to be the one who does that for them.


11. What is your favourite part of the job?

My favourite part of the job is the teasing. I love feeling like a horny teenager all over again. I also love the friendships I have with really special clients.


12. What is a fantasy you have?

I have a fantasy that our world will experience a safe sex revolution, and everyone will want to play as safely as possible; leading to mass safe play orgies all over the world. Haha! Wouldn’t that be amazing?


13. Are there any other providers you love to work with?

I don’t have any other providers I’m currently working in the massage studio with. But I am working with several other sex workers to advance health and safety of sex workers in Canada. I’ve been an activist for sex workers rights for over 20 years.


14. What is the one thing you do that drives a gentleman wild?

Obviously, my massage techniques drive a man wild, but you know what I think really drives a man wild? My smile! I am a happy, horny woman and I smile all the time. I often find my clients smiling back at me. They tell me, “You are so hot, I love your smile.”


15. Do you have any embarrassing traits?

I catch myself humming or singing to the music during massage sessions sometimes, and that’s embarrassing. I have surgery scars which I wouldn’t say I’m insecure about, but I wonder if they will turn off my clients.


16. What advice do you have for new clients?

My advice for new clients is to be thoughtful about choosing a provider. Take your time, check out their online presence. If they seem like a good fit for you, follow their instructions for booking. If you are a submissive, go see a domme. If you are a fetish guy, go see a fetish provider. Don’t try to make a massage goddess into a domme. Respect boundaries and above all else, hygiene!


17. Do you have any quirky skills that you're low key proud of?

I am low-key proud of the fact that I write fiction novels in my spare time.


18. What is your best quality?

I think my best quality is my unconditional love. I come to this work having experienced a lot of trauma and discrimination in my life. Because of that, I am compassionate and non-judgmental. I see my clients as whole people. There is so much I don’t know about them or what led them to my studio that day. I think my clients can feel my unconditional love when they come to me. This enables them to be vulnerable and intimate with me.


19. What is your guilty pleasure?

My guilty pleasure is seeing male sex workers. I think it’s exciting to experience the thrill of being a client. It also helps me understand the client perspective. And, of course, I love having naughty fun with a sexy, professional male provider.


20. Do you have any projects or websites you'd like to share?

We are about to launch our social enterprise @TNTNakedTruth to support health and safety for sw’s in Canada. I founded The Naked Truth in 2001 and I’ve reinvented the site in partnership with two sex worker colleagues in the industry. @susandavis15 @velvetsteele The website is found at but please “bare” with us as it is still being completed.


If you're on Twitter, I hope you check out the Working Girls in the SiXXX and support their day of honouring ME!

Much love and naked hugs to you. xoxo

 Love Annie

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Saturday, March 20, 2021

My Naked Retreat

What is it like to wake up beside me?
Last week, no one knew. I was alone!

I wasn't available to you all very much last week, because I went away for a few nights!

To challenge myself, I booked a small cabin with no wifi or cell service.

No one accompanied me. It was a purely selfish trip and I couldn't wait to be alone.

If you are a parent, you know what I am talking about.

I couldn't remember when I was last completely alone for any length of time.

My kids and my partner seemed unconvinced.

But I knew they could handle a few days without me.

I gave them no choice!

In fact, it was a working holiday, because I caught up on a lot of writing.

The best part is that ...I spent the entire time naked!

You probably imagine that I did a lot of masturbating while I was away!

Shockingly, I didn't!

I realized about an hour into my trip that I'd forgotten BOTH of my vibrators!

Fortunately, I became so engrossed in my writing, that time slipped away really fast and I realized that I hadn't even thought about masturbating.

Now, I feel like I missed out on such a huge opportunity.

I have to make up for the orgasms I lost last week!

Will you help me? XOXO

I took a few naked retreat photos for you!

No makeup, no clothes!

I hope you enjoy them.

Love Annie xo


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Sunday, March 14, 2021

Join My Naughty Revolution!

This past week, I re-discovered a naughty poem I wrote 11 years ago!

Here it is...

I want to start a safe sex revolution
So I can have sex with lots and lots of men
I want to start a safe sex revolution
So they will wear a condom when I go down on them

I want to start a safe sex revolution
Where kissing is off limits and everyone washes their hands
I want to start a safe sex revolution
Where you won’t try to give me face without a dental damn

I want to start a safe sex revolution
Cause I’m a horny slut with a roving eye
I want to start a safe sex revolution
So I don’t have to commit to just one guy

I want to start a safe sex revolution
So nobody expects to get saliva on my parts
I want to start a safe sex revolution
So any guy I fuck knows the score before he starts

I want to start a safe sex revolution
Where everyone agrees and understands the rules
I want to start a safe sex revolution
Where everyone has on-hand their safe sex tools

I want to start a safe sex revolution
No exchange of fluids, no bareback erections
I want to start a safe sex revolution
With lots and lots of lube to avoid any friction

I want to start a safe sex revolution
So we can all just fuck for fun and never have to worry
I want to start a safe sex revolution
So I don’t have to explain the rules to every Tom, Dick, or Harry

I want to start a safe sex revolution
Do you agree? Are you a total slut, like me?
I want to start a safe sex revolution
So I can give up celibacy

I want to start a safe sex revolution
Spread the love, not the disease
I want to start a safe sex revolution
So I can fuck anyone I please

I want to start a safe sex revolution
Can I inspire your applause?
I want to start a safe sex revolution
Hey Hotstuff, wanna join my cause? ;)


I laughed with joy when I found this poem again.

It sums up how I still feel today!

What I love about being a Massage Goddess is that I can experience safe naughty fun and define the parameters myself.

In the case of my massage practice, I am not "fucking" lots and lots of men. 

But I still get the naughty fun part, which is the teasing and playing and giving pleasure.

The hardest part about my job is keeping it a secret. 

For instance, there are men I admire because of their passionate stance on human rights topics!

I would love to invite them to get massages from me.

But, this job is taboo. 

I cannot advertise, loud and proud, my valuable skills to people in my square life who deserve them.

I try to send them telepathic messages: "Scroll Leolist everyday!"

HAHA! just kidding


Wednesday till Sunday this week, I am not going to be in cell phone or wifi range.

I am going on a retreat by myself for three days to a cabin in the country to fast and write and unwind from the stressors of life.

If you reach out and I don't answer, that is why.

My only available days are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday morning. 

I would love to fill those spots to help finance my short vacation. 

Let me know if you are interested!

Love Annie xo

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Sex Drive in Overdrive and I'm Getting a Roommate!

I am so horny these days!  Can menopause make a person HORNIER? Everything turns me on.  I'm masturbating so much and thinking about so ...