I posted a survey last month trying to get into your dirty minds.
I bet with all the self-isolation, you're having lots of dirty thoughts!
I know I am. Less bookings equals MORE HORNINESS!
My poor boyfriend can't keep up with my demands.
He's hoping some of you will book appointments so I can release all this pent up sexual energy.
His exact words were: "I love how horny you are but I can't be everyone's dick for you, Baby."
Unfortunately, massage parlours are ordered to be closed and I am obeying the order, like a good little citizen.
I WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR MASSAGES until further notice.
Naughty phone chats (where I talk dirty about things that turn you on) are available for $100 / half hour.
For my regulars that I trust not to share or record our session, I may also provide Facetime Fun! Let me know if you're interested.
My biggest fear closing shop is that I will lose my incall space in White Rock. If you want to donate to my rent and help me keep my space, please consider making an e-transfer donation to firstname.lastname@example.org xoxo
Skip this next part if you don't want to see my serious side or you're sick of coronavirus propaganda.
You may be wondering what I think of all this coronavirus panic. Well, I'm happy to share my personal thoughts...
Personally, I do not agree with how the coronavirus pandemic is being handled.
First, I find it hard to believe after all the toxic food, medicines, and pesticides forced on the population that suddenly our government cares about our health.
Particularly the elderly, who are given a pittance pension to live off for the most part.
If they really cared, the reasonable thing to do would be to focus on quarantining and protecting the most at-risk - directing our resources (fed and provincial money, hospital preparations, etc) towards those who may truly die from this virus.
The rest of us can survive it like we would any bad flu. We'd miss a week or so of work and get back to it.
Instead, the world is on the brink of economic collapse and the poorest citizens will be hit the hardest.
I hate seeing it all go down. However, I am forced to endure and acquiesce to these overwhelming restrictions.
I think we should have the right as independent, free-thinking adults to take the risk of exposure if we want to.
And if someone out and about picks up the virus from me for being out and about, how is that my fault?
The shaming and division tactics that are being used by some of my most intelligent friends is frightening.
But enough of the serious talk. I'm sure there are some of you who agree and some who don't.
I respect all of your opinions and hope not to have offended anyone. We can agree to disagree, right? xo
Back to the main message...
My boyfriend is right though. I love my job because I am a very sensual, sexual woman who loves to tease and be teased.
My sex drive is abundant and I'm missing a lot by being off work! LOL
So, while I was masturbating this morning, I decided to read through your survey responses.
Remember the survey about what turns you on online?
I asked things like, "What are your favourite porn search terms?" and "Would you be a cock model?"
Very HOT reading material for touching myself!!!
Here are the results of that survey and how they made me feel...
Annie's Getting Naughty (Survey Results)
I originally wanted your responses to help me to create content for my fan page but then I ended up closing my fan page.
However, I am still using your responses for ideas when writing erotic stories and for my own pleasure.
And now you get to enjoy them too!
What kinds of sexy photos and videos would you be interested in watching online?
The top three that stood out more than any others were:
#1. Naughty, Explicit Photos (you naughty boys!)
#2. Classy, Sexy Nudes that leave you wanting more!
And tied at...
#3. Massage sessions with clients and lovers!
#3. Happy Endings!
I must say, I'm so happy I filmed some of these things while I was creating content. It was SEXY AND FUN!
There's something about filming the experience that makes it so much more erotic!
And thank you to the gentlemen who let me take photos and film them.
What are your favourite porn search words?
Here are some of your answers...
Lingerie (I wear lingerie!)
Blonde (I'm blonde!)
Hand job (I do that!)
Domme (Lol, I can try but I'm not a natural.)
Huge Cock (I don't have one, bring yours!)
Milf (Or so I've been told...)
Squirting (Haven't mastered that yet.)
Lesbian (Does gay for pay count? LOL)
Facesitting (I have experience!)
Amateur (At some things, for sure!)
Caught in the act (HOT!)
Girls masturbating (I masturbate!)
Female massage (I am a female who gives massages!)
Penis massage (Yes, those kinds!)
Blow job (Not offered by me, but it's fun to imagine, right?)
Dirty talk (I love hearing and talking dirty!)
Glass dildo masturbating (Really?! I'll have to check this out!)
Would you consider allowing me to share photos of your cock between my feet or in my hands, or videos showing parts of our massage session?
Other than one "maybe," a "probably," and a "perhaps"...
YOU ALL SAID YES!
MY GODDESS, YOU ARE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOYS!
Holy moley, that turns me on.
Any other advice or suggestions for me? Comments? Feedback on my website or massage sessions? I love to hear from you. Tell me what you think of me. xoxo
I love the responses to this question. Thank you for all the love! Here are some of my favourites...
"I love authentic female orgasm, what I mean by authentic is, she loses a little control that its not staged, when she orgasms. Maybe its a quiver or a shake, grip down, body curl she cannot control. Not the “Oh yes oh yes give it to me, I’m coming.” It’s the essence of something you said on my first massage, “the power of coming, makes someone else come." And the more real it is the stronger it is." (Truth!)
"I think you're incredible and I'm getting a hard on doing this survey." (Send a pic!)
"You are awesome!! I have yet to enjoy a session with you but I absolutely love your weekly emails and I enjoy reading your stories and zooming in your pics." (Thank you so much!)
"You are a stunning woman any man would be honoured to be with." (Awww! Heart bursting!)
"You are super sexy and even smarter!" (Thank you, that means a lot!)
"Keep up the good work. I guess I better get my ass (and cock) over to meet you. You are incredibly hot." (Can't wait to meet you!)
"Keep being you!" (That's so sweet! Yes, I will!)
There was also a comment about my price and I wanted to respond to it. Here is the comment:
"I have not booked with you yet, but I love the online presence you are putting together. The one thing holding me back is (I know you’ll hate this) the price point. You’re not outrageously priced, but for happy ending massage with some limited mutual touch, no bj... you might be the most expensive I’ve seen. Maybe after experiencing it my mind will be changed, but it’s hard to make that leap. I’m seeing someone this week for $250 for an hour FS."
I completely understand! I am a person who budgets my money and watches what I spend, so I can relate to being put off by rates that are higher than you usually pay.
I appreciate you taking the time to tell me this, as I'm sure you are not the only person who feels this way.
When choosing my price, I considered everything about what I offer. Specifically, I feel that I offer an above-average experience and so I should charge above-average rates to reflect that.
Some of my considerations were and are:
- I rent a separate workspace from where I live which increases my overhead costs.
- I maintain meticulous cleanliness as a rule.
- There is no smoking and there are no animals living in my workspace. Therefore, there are no foul odours or animal hair lurking in my studio.
- I provide showering facilities, products for washing and freshening breath, and always fresh towels (of course).
- I provide a sensual environment with music and mood lighting, and I add new songs to my massage playlist all the time so it doesn't get boring.
- I provide an STI safe experience and still get tested every 3 months. In other words, I take your health (and mine) seriously.
- My massage is intimate and relaxing. Expect to feel incredible pleasure. My touch is the luxury you need to unwind and de-stress. I take pride in my massage and making you feel incredible before you even turn over.
- My personality is upbeat and fun. I have always been one of those people who constantly smiles and giggles. I can't help it. Years ago, an older dancer told me that this industry would steal my happiness. She was wrong. I'm happier than ever.
- I love my work! I know the respectful clients out there want to see providers who WANT to be doing what they're doing. And sometimes, it maybe seems like some aren't really into it. I promise, if I'm not into it, I won't book appointments!
- I am reliable. I give notice if I cannot make a booking for some reason. I am always ready on time. I could go on about my level of professionalism.
- I like to think that clients can feel comfortable with me. I am very non-judgemental and value communication and honesty. I would never kink-shame anyone, and I genuinely want feedback from my clients.
I don't kiss or give blow jobs, but those aren't really "massage" services. Some providers offer them, but I don't.
I do offer mutual touching and will take requests that are within my boundaries, as well.
I hope I have responded in a way that shows you I respect your position and also explains why my donation is $200/hour.
If I was not maintaining a regular clientele, then I would absolutely look at my business to see where it is lacking and consider a lower amount.
However, I've been blessed to connect with some incredible men who keep coming back. This keeps the wolves from my door and allows me to turn down clients who don't respect me.
So, at this time, I am feeling good about what I charge and I am confident my regulars feel the same.
I also understand that this price might make my services unavailable to some really great guys!
Fortunately, there are lots of sexy, professional providers at different price points who can cater to different clients.
I hope you've enjoyed reading the results of my "Annie's Getting Naughty" survey.
Obviously, I'm not the only one who is getting naughty! LOL
I love all your horny minds.
I may not see some of you for awhile because of the pandemic and I want you to know that I miss you!
If any of you are alone or struggling, please reach out.
I've also heard that masturbating releases hormones that support our immune systems, so definitely do a lot of that!
In fact, takes pics and send them to me. I need them to get me through this sexual drought!
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