Monday, September 30, 2019

Ask Annie: Ten Fun Facts About Me!

Let me introduce myself...

I am Annie and I love making you feel amazing!

Here are ten more fun facts about me!

1. Number of Bookings Per Day...

Some of you may think that I'm available for all the  hours I list on my website and in my ad.

However, that's not how it works. 

I am not an erotic delivery machine! LOL

I usually book 1 or 2 sessions per day during my working hours with a maximum of  three.

To offer you the best experience possible, I have to make sure I don't burn out.

Limiting the number of bookings I do each day is one way I do self care.

Another way is by having two days off every week. 

It can be difficult to get in to see me sometimes.

But you will enjoy your time with me much more when I am feeling energized and excited to provide your service.

2. I'm a Terrible Hostess! Sorry!

I have filtered water available to offer you! Really, I do!

But I often forget to offer it.

Please ask me for water if you need it. And please forgive my terrible hostess skills.

I think I'm getting better over time. *shrugs*

3. I Like Dick Pics

So, unlike a lot of women, I actually like dick pics!

However, I only want to see the dicks of people I know.

Save your dick pics if you're not a regular client of mine.

Sometimes I ask clients if I can take a photo of their cock during a session. So far, 100% have said YES!

Thank you, guys!

4. When I'm in Public, I Want to Touch People

I see physical and emotional pain everywhere and I want to help!

When I see someone suffering, I wish I could reach out and give them a shoulder massage.

People I know in person, but probably shouldn't be touching a lot (due to society's norms) are my biggest challenge. 

I find myself reaching out to rub their backs, squeeze their shoulders, offer hugs. 

It's a part of who I am and my job makes it so normal for me to touch people!

I literally have to hold myself back from touching people all the time.

Help me! LOL

5. I'm a Clean Freak

I want my workspace to be clean. 

I want you to be clean.

And I promise I will be very clean for you!

6. I'm a Health Freak

Some of you know that I went through some serious health issues a few years back.

I learned the importance of taking my health into my own hands.

I eat a very clean diet and take important supplements like a daily probiotic.

I know A LOT about nutrition and helping the body to heal itself.

And I am supremely grateful every day to have my health back so I can provide a healing service to you!

7. I'm Just Freaky 

Many of you who've been to see me already know this.

I am a very horny woman!

I love giving and receiving sensual pleasure.

I love having my toes sucked and massaged too, by the way. (For you freaky guys out there.)

8. I Am An Activist

I started doing sex worker activism in 2000.

I've been involved in all kinds of efforts, including getting liquor laws changed in BC so strippers could receive tips, and coordinating a health and safety project for sex industry workers. 

I've also coordinated events to promote ethical adult entertainers and raise money for sex industry workers and their families who are facing health challenges.

In other words... I'm not just a pretty face!

9. I Am Sober

My favourite alcoholic beverage used to be vodka water (unless it was Grey Goose...then it was vodka on the rocks).

I worked in the strip clubs and there were years when I was drinking every shift!

There were years when I hardly drank at all!

But one day, I found my drinking was interfering with my health and making me less effective as a mother and in my professional life.

I have zero judgement for people who drink.

I only ask one thing of clients...

Please be sober for our sessions.

Believe me, my service is at maximum pleasure level when you are not fucked up on any substances.

Let me get you high with my touch.

I put the "penis" back in happiness. ;)

10. I'm Starting Another Adult Entertainment Business!

I am part of a sex worker cooperative in Canada that is starting our own adult classifieds website and screening system for sex workers and clients. 

I will post more about this soon!

Thank you for reading Ten Fun Facts About Me!

Do you feel like you know me now?


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Saturday, September 21, 2019

I'm a Little Tied Up At the Moment...

A few weeks ago, I had the pleasure of being tied up by two amazing men I've known for over a decade and possibly over two decades.

I met them in the strip clubs when I was dancing and doing massages and our friendship continues.

They've been tying up my colleagues for the sheer enjoyment and art of it for many years and I finally got my chance! 

And here are some photos of that experience to share with you!

This is me getting tied up at the beginning.
I'm not going to lie. It was hot!

Now he's tying me into the Dream Weaver he created.

Now I'm praying I won't fall. LOL

Patiently waiting to be strung up!

This is truly NAKED FUN!

Showing off my ASSets ;)

Always gotta include a "fuck you" shot, right?
Dedicated to those who deserve it. haha

It's a lot harder than it looks!

The moment of truth has arrived...

SUCCESS! I'm suspended!

What do you think? Do I look sexy all tied up?

Now that I've lured you  in with naughty photos, check out this incredible review I received yesterday!

“A session with Annie is like being in a dream except it’s not... it’s real! I should say bad things so that I can keep her all to myself but a woman this incredible needs to be shared. Not only is Annie an amazingly sexy and beautiful woman, she is incredibly easy to talk to. Her touch will make you melt like butter and she enjoys what she does with no sense that she is acting or going through the motions! You’re time with Annie goes by in the blink of an eye and you leave her comfortable abode in a state of bliss that that makes your mind look ahead to your next meeting with her which seems like it can never come fast enough! If you were to have a rating scale from 1-10 she would be a solid 11. Gentlemen you need not look any further than Annie. She is a true gem in an industry where they can be few and far between. As I said earlier, feel free to try others because that leaves more of her for me! I know though once you have a session with Annie, she will become your new erotic obsession!” -R

I can't express how flattered I am at that review!

It explains exactly HOW I WANT YOU TO FEEL when you experience my services! 

Thank you to the sweet, sexy fellow who offered to write me this review.

I have been very fortunate to meet truly wonderful men doing this work.

Love Annie xoxo

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Saturday, September 14, 2019

Ask Annie: Ten Signs You Need A Sensual Massage From Me

1. You can't remember the last time you were touched below the waist.

If you haven't felt a woman's hand on your package in a really long time, you're definitely in need of a sensual massage. Leading up to the genital stimulation, you'll also receive an amazing body massage with lots of teasing and body-on-body contact.

2. Your road rage has gotten out of hand.

As a client pointed out to me recently, road rage is a sign of being overly stressed. If you're overly stressed, you need a massage! But a regular massage might not be enough. You need something that will carry your out of your head and fully into your body. A sensual massage from me will have you forgetting your troubles, at least while I've got you under me.

3. Your partner is amazing in every way, but her sex drive is gone and yours is still alive and well!

I do not feel guilty about married men who come to see me. The ones who talk about their wives express their deep, eternal love and commitment. But their soul mates have lost interest in sex. Some have their partner's blessing to seek intimate touch elsewhere from a professional.  Others don't tell their partner but feel that this is the only way to stay happy in their marriage. They don't have to worry about me phoning them or phoning their wife or having any issues that an affair might create. And besides, they're really only receiving a massage from me (in all the right places). It's about releasing sexual tension so they can go home to their wives and treat them with the love and care they deserve, without putting pressure on them to fulfill needs their wives are not interested in fulfilling. 

4. You are too busy to date but you have needs that aren't being met.

Are you a workaholic? Single parent? Dealing with health issues? There are many reasons why dating may not be on the top of your list of priorities. But sexual health IS at the top of the list, for good reason! People who find satisfying sexual relief regularly experience improved mental and physical health.

5. You walk out of the RMT feeling worse than you did walking in.

If you're like me, you've had experience with Registered Massage Therapists and local massage shops catering to the average person. But are you getting what you're seeking? Personally, I usually feel WORSE after one of those massages rather than better. The kind of massage I want is one that relaxes me and gets me out of my head. A massage that makes me feel like jello when I walk out the door. That's exactly how I hope you'll feel when  you walk out my door.

6. You're between girlfriends.

You're a healthy man with a healthy sex drive but you aren't currently in a relationship. Does that mean you should go without sexual release? Not at all! That's what professionals are for. You can hire a sex worker for many different services...choose your kink! I offer a sexy, intimate, caring massage. So, if that's up your alley, send me a text!

7. You're done with relationships!

Sometimes we get tired of the bullshit that comes with many (shitty) relationships and we have ZERO intention of getting into another disaster. Or perhaps you're a widower who lost his best friend and lover, like one of my favourite clients. He says he's already had the best and isn't interested in finding someone else. He had the greatest love of his life and can't imagine finding that again. In either case, a sexy sensual massage from a caring, interesting woman could be just what the doctor ordered. Let me be your maintenance program until you're ready to put yourself out there again.

8. You had a bad day at work.

Maybe it was a bad day at work, or maybe it was just a bad day! Want to end it on a high note? Come get a sensual massage from me. xoxo

9. You recently had a medical procedure and want to get "things" working correctly again.

Surprisingly, this is more common than you may think. Prostate surgeries and other medical treatments can cause disruptions for many men. If you want practice getting an erection again, or check out how it works now that you don't ejaculate anymore, a sensual massage could be right for you!

10. You need a naked hug.

And finally, sometimes we all just need a naked hug. Skin-to-skin contact releases endorphins that contribute to our physical and mental health. I've had men become emotional because it's been so long since they had a naked hug. We all need naked hugs, people! Yes, you too! So, if you need one, think about booking a sensual massage with me. And don't be stingy with those naked hugs. Do you know someone else who could use one? Offer to give them one or refer them to me! We need to take care of each other. Don't you think?

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Friday, September 6, 2019

Sexual Healing

Tyler was in my anger management class.

We both had issues.

We both had unresolved shit making us crazy.

Youth is like that for some of us.

Sitting in that room with all those people, I was immediately attracted to Tyler.

I had a boyfriend at the time, so I was only looking.

I noticed he was hot, felt a little tingle in my pussy when I was near him, and spent whole anger group therapy sessions fantasizing about fucking him.

The class went on indefinitely.

Week after week, Tyler and I showed up.

We smiled. We said hi. Then we ignored each other for the rest of the time until we said goodbye and sometimes hugged.

Those hugs! I would push my breasts into him, willing for him to feel how turned on I was.

But I honestly suspected he barely noticed me.

Fast forward several months...nothing had changed between me and Tyler, but my boyfriend and I had a huge fight.

I was at anger class, and it was my turn to speak.

I admit, I got a bit emotional.

I vented about how my boyfriend had betrayed me and how I felt like such a fool.

I admitted that I had said horrible things to him and other people too.

At the end of that session, Tyler approached me.

"Do you want to go for coffee?" he asked.


We went to a nearby cafe and talked for over an hour.

Tyler shared that he'd been through a similar experience and knew how I felt.

He told me I was beautiful inside and out and that I deserved better.

The whole time we talked, I imagined putting his cock in my mouth and straddling him right there in the chair where he sat.

I don't know if he could read my mind but when he reached across the table and grabbed my hand, electricity shot through my body making my pussy blaze with heat.

I had to take a deep breath and try to control myself.

No, I had to take control of this situation...

I looked Tyler in the eye and quietly, so other people in the cafe could not hear me, I said, "Is there any chance you will take me home and fuck me right now? Please?"

Tyler was quiet for a moment and I braced myself for rejection.

Then he said, "Annie, there is nothing I'd like more than to fuck you right now. Shall we take your car or mine?"

It happened that I was not driving that day.

As soon as we were sitting in Tyler's car, our mouths and hands were all over each other.

Tyler's cock was hard and bulging through his jeans.

I rubbed and squeezed it while he got his hand up my skirt and under my panties, finger fucking me right there in the parking spot... in broad daylight!

We realized we should go somewhere more private, as we could barely control ourselves.

When we finally got to Tyler's apartment, we undressed each other hastily.

As he peeled my panties away from my moist pussy and pushed two fingers gently inside me, I moaned in anticipation.

I wanted his cock, but first he gave me his mouth.

I swear...that guy could lick a clit like nobody's business!

We somehow found ourselves in 69 position and at long last, I had the pleasure of putting his cock in my mouth.

I had fantasized about this so many times sitting across from him in anger class.

Reality was even better!

When he felt the heat of my mouth on him, he groaned and pushed his tongue inside my hot cunt.

It drove me wild!

I was ready to have sex much faster than usual.

All those fantasies had served as a perpetual foreplay so that when I finally got him naked, I was practically coming from anticipation!

First I rode Tyler's cock, having orgasm after orgasm.

I'd catch my breath, and he'd say, "One more. I want you to have one more."

Angry people fuck hard, and we were no exception.

But it's not like he pounded me the whole time!

Our fucking was very passionate and intimate.

We connected on a level that other people just can't understand.

Our lovemaking was almost violent, our mouths crashing together...our bodies coming together like a thunderstorm.

When we changed positions, Tyler fucked me from behind, biting my neck and earlobe gently, like he was holding himself back from hurting me.

His stubble on my shoulder and his dirty words whispered hot in my ear pushed me to the limits of ecstasy.

We finished in missionary position, coming together noisily and frantically.

I clawed at his back trying to grind myself against him, prolonging that sweet bliss.

We were both shaking as we lay beside each other afterwards, coming back to reality.

After a time, I felt Tyler looking at me, so I turned to him.

I placed my hand on his chest over his pounding heart.

"Wow," he said.

"That was..." I had no words.

"Incredible," Tyler finished.

I nodded. "I don't think I need anger management anymore," I said.

"Why, because you were only there to see me?" Tyler asked.

"No, because you just fucked the anger out of me."

We burst out laughing.

We spent the next few years fucking each other's anger away regularly.

Then we grew apart.

I still wonder about Tyler...where he ended up. If he's married with kids.

All I know is that Tyler gave me what I needed at a time when I really needed it.

I've never had a problem with anger since.

The moral of the story is...

Sexual experiences are therapeutic!

Do you need a little therapy?

A sexy massage from me might be all you need.

I'm here to give it to you when you need it. ;) 

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DISCLAIMER: All my stories are fiction from my horny imagination. Sex stories do not imply full service offerings in my massage practice. 

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