Saturday, September 14, 2019
Ask Annie: Ten Signs You Need A Sensual Massage From Me
1. You can't remember the last time you were touched below the waist.
If you haven't felt a woman's hand on your package in a really long time, you're definitely in need of a sensual massage. Leading up to the genital stimulation, you'll also receive an amazing body massage with lots of teasing and body-on-body contact.
2. Your road rage has gotten out of hand.
As a client pointed out to me recently, road rage is a sign of being overly stressed. If you're overly stressed, you need a massage! But a regular massage might not be enough. You need something that will carry your out of your head and fully into your body. A sensual massage from me will have you forgetting your troubles, at least while I've got you under me.
3. Your partner is amazing in every way, but her sex drive is gone and yours is still alive and well!
I do not feel guilty about married men who come to see me. The ones who talk about their wives express their deep, eternal love and commitment. But their soul mates have lost interest in sex. Some have their partner's blessing to seek intimate touch elsewhere from a professional. Others don't tell their partner but feel that this is the only way to stay happy in their marriage. They don't have to worry about me phoning them or phoning their wife or having any issues that an affair might create. And besides, they're really only receiving a massage from me (in all the right places). It's about releasing sexual tension so they can go home to their wives and treat them with the love and care they deserve, without putting pressure on them to fulfill needs their wives are not interested in fulfilling.
4. You are too busy to date but you have needs that aren't being met.
Are you a workaholic? Single parent? Dealing with health issues? There are many reasons why dating may not be on the top of your list of priorities. But sexual health IS at the top of the list, for good reason! People who find satisfying sexual relief regularly experience improved mental and physical health.
5. You walk out of the RMT feeling worse than you did walking in.
If you're like me, you've had experience with Registered Massage Therapists and local massage shops catering to the average person. But are you getting what you're seeking? Personally, I usually feel WORSE after one of those massages rather than better. The kind of massage I want is one that relaxes me and gets me out of my head. A massage that makes me feel like jello when I walk out the door. That's exactly how I hope you'll feel when you walk out my door.
6. You're between girlfriends.
You're a healthy man with a healthy sex drive but you aren't currently in a relationship. Does that mean you should go without sexual release? Not at all! That's what professionals are for. You can hire a sex worker for many different services...choose your kink! I offer a sexy, intimate, caring massage. So, if that's up your alley, send me a text!
7. You're done with relationships!
Sometimes we get tired of the bullshit that comes with many (shitty) relationships and we have ZERO intention of getting into another disaster. Or perhaps you're a widower who lost his best friend and lover, like one of my favourite clients. He says he's already had the best and isn't interested in finding someone else. He had the greatest love of his life and can't imagine finding that again. In either case, a sexy sensual massage from a caring, interesting woman could be just what the doctor ordered. Let me be your maintenance program until you're ready to put yourself out there again.
8. You had a bad day at work.
Maybe it was a bad day at work, or maybe it was just a bad day! Want to end it on a high note? Come get a sensual massage from me. xoxo
9. You recently had a medical procedure and want to get "things" working correctly again.
Surprisingly, this is more common than you may think. Prostate surgeries and other medical treatments can cause disruptions for many men. If you want practice getting an erection again, or check out how it works now that you don't ejaculate anymore, a sensual massage could be right for you!
10. You need a naked hug.
And finally, sometimes we all just need a naked hug. Skin-to-skin contact releases endorphins that contribute to our physical and mental health. I've had men become emotional because it's been so long since they had a naked hug. We all need naked hugs, people! Yes, you too! So, if you need one, think about booking a sensual massage with me. And don't be stingy with those naked hugs. Do you know someone else who could use one? Offer to give them one or refer them to me! We need to take care of each other. Don't you think?
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