Monday, December 30, 2019

I Was Naughty At Christmas!



I was a very good girl before Christmas this year.

I did all the family stuff I needed to do and I was VERY well behaved!

But being good for so long took a huge toll on me.

I found myself getting more and more sexually frustrated as the big day approached.

So, Christmas night, I came up with a VERY NAUGHTY plan!

Before I tell you about that, let me give you a few quick updates on me and my work!



Nakedlist.cc

I am one of three partners in a new business venture to bring an ethically-operated adult classifieds website to sex workers and our clients!

The site is called "The Naked Truth." It's been around for 20 years but we are just beginning this new phase of what we offer.

This is a super exciting venture, as we are not only providing listings, but we are also going to be offering online health and safety training, an internal screening system for clients and sex workers, and more!

Please check the site out often and if you book with one of the sex workers advertised on the site, I will give you a discount on your next booking with me!

Just let me know who you booked with, I will confirm that you did indeed, and then I will offer you $50 off your next massage! (This offer expires at the end of February.)

Once sex workers are getting bookings through the Nakedlist, they will advertise there more consistently. We need your help!

I know you lovely people want us to feel safe and valued!

Using the Nakedlist shows that you care because it is a site run by and for sex workers. We value our industry, appreciate your business, and we're here for you too!

If you go to the site and don't find what you're looking for, please check back often till you do! XOXO


Changes to My Schedule and Services

I am changing my schedule to accommodate more time with my kids. 

I had some health issues before Christmas which reminded me that I chose this work so I can be a more present parent.

For that reason, I am now available DAILY between NOON and 5 PM.

Another change is that I am not offering lapdances anymore.

The reason I've removed lapdances from my services is because in all honesty, it's just too hard on my delicate lady parts.

I'm also changing my longer appointments to reflect that anything longer than two hours requires a social component.

My delicate parts just can't handle more than two hours of stimulation!

Fun at the time, but later not so much! LOL

So, if you'd like to book for more than two hours, the extra time can be spent cuddling and talking, or going for coffee, or sharing some of our interests, etc.

Use your imagination! 



And now for my story...!

Christmas Eve, I was all alone.

My kids were at their dad's house.

I had finished putting presents under the tree and making sure the house was beautiful for when the kids came home the next day.

There was nothing left to do.

I was all alone and horny.

All my good girl behaviour was tiring.

Now I wanted to be naughty.

I thought about surfing some porn and touching myself, but then I remembered that an older man would be coming down my chimney tonight.

Maybe I could seduce Santa!

I dressed in super sexy red lingerie and sprayed perfume on myself.

Then I sipped tea and waited.

When Santa finally arrived, I was buzzing with anticipation!

"Hello Santa," I said. "I've been waiting for you."

"Ho, ho, ho," he chuckled. "You look a little cold, Annie," he replied.

"You look a little warm," I said. "Let me help you with your coat."

Santa allowed me to undress him. He seemed very surprised but didn't try to stop me.

I pushed my body against his and nuzzled my face into his neck.

"Oh Santa, I'm so happy you're here," I whispered as I grasped his cock and started stroking it. 

Santa groaned with pleasure. He reached both hands around me and squeezed my bum.

Ping! My nipples hardened against his bare chest and my pussy got a little warmer.

"What a naughty girl you are!" Santa said, smiling at me.

"I know, Santa," I replied. "But it's so hard to be a good girl all the time. Are you hungry?"

Santa was obviously getting VERY hungry (and I'm not talking about food).



"Yes," he said. "I'm starving."

He ran his hands over my body and started kissing my neck. After a few minutes of making out, Santa picked me up and laid me on the couch.

"Let me get a taste of that cookie," he said, spreading my legs gently.

Santa's tongue on my clit drove me wild! 

My pussy... ahem, cookie... was getting so hot and wet. I couldnt help but push it against his fuzzy face!

Santa pushed two fingers gently inside me and continued to lick around and suck my clit till I was unable to hold back anymore.

I came all over Santa's beard, but he didn't mind. He tongued my entrance, enjoying my climax.

At that point I couldn't take it anymore.

"Please fuck me, Santa," I begged. "I have condoms right here."

"Ho, ho, ho," Santa laughed. "We don't need those. I'm magic, remember?" 

I thought if I could trust anyone, it was Santa, so I let him slide his cock into my pussy without a condom. 

I could smell my pussy on his face and it turned me on so much!

Santa fucked me missionary for a few minutes, then offered to let me ride him.

He sat on the couch and I straddled him, grinding against him till I came again three more times!

"Oh Santa! Thank you so much!" I gushed. "You don't know how much I needed to feel a cock inside me tonight and your cock is truly magical!"

"You're welcome, Annie," he said. "Even naughty girls deserve multiple orgasms on Christmas Eve."

"But what about you, Santa? I want feel you explode inside me! Am I too naughty for you to grant this request?"

"Darlin', I thought you'd never ask." 

Santa began sliding his cock into me again, slowly at first then increasing in tempo. 

Just when I was ready to come again, Santa groaned loudly and we came really hard together!

My whole body filled with the most intense orgasm ever.

Santa saw the look on my face and smiled.

"You should have known my orgasm would be out of this world," he said.

I was too overcome with bliss to respond. I lay my head against Santa's shoulder and closed my eyes, as waves of magical ecstasy broke over me for several minutes.

When I opened my eyes, Santa was gone.

I went to bed completely satisfied.

One thing was certain, I'm going to spend the next year being very naughty in hopes that Santa "punishes me" with his cock next Christmas Eve. ;)


I hope you all had a great Christmas and best wishes for a Happy Nude Year!


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236-881-1444
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DISCLAIMER: All my stories are fiction from my horny imagination. Sex stories do not imply full service offerings in my massage practice.

Monday, December 23, 2019

Annie's Magic Hands (Christmas Song)


(To the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Buzzer Rings
Annie's waiting
At her door

Arms embracing
A half-naked sprite,
Happy Ending, tonight
Melting under Annie's Magic Hands!

Gone away, are my stresses
Love those sensual caresses
She hums a love song,
Her strokes are so strong
Melting under Annie's Magic Hands!

In the bedroom we can touch each other
Annie's bum is super soft and round
She'll say "Relaxed yet?"
I'll say "Yeah, man"
Annie does her job

The best in town!

Later on
I'll conspire
Annie's touch lit my fire
I've got to go back
To admire Annie's rack
Melting under Annie's Magic Hands!

Buzzer Rings
Annie's waiting
At her door
She's embracing
A half-naked sprite,
Happy Ending, tonight
Melting under Annie's Magic Hands!


Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you enjoyed my song!

Don't sing it around the children! LOL

I'm booking after Christmas now.

Love Annie XOXO

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236-881-1444
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Thursday, December 19, 2019

My Holiday Hours!


I am soooo excited to be back at work!

Being sick just before Christmas is so inconvenient! LOL

This "out-of-the-blue" email is because I wanted to let you guys know that I am available right through  the holiday season.

I'm taking 2 bookings per day.

Here are my hours:

December 20 - 24
Daily: 10am - 5pm 

December 27 - January 5
Daily: 10am - 5pm

As you can see, I've changed my hours. I'm not usually available in the evenings anymore, but I am available on weekends.

REMEMBER - Only TWO bookings per day available!  


So book in advance, if possible!

Trying to book on short notice is worth a try, but your chances of getting in will be greater if you book in advance.

After 1.5 weeks of not working, I am SUPER HORNY!

If I don't see you... 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!

Love Annie xoxo


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236-881-1444
hallelujah.dream@gmail.com

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Monday, December 16, 2019

My SEXXXY Santa Photo Shoot!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

It was really fun to do this shoot.

The Santa hat really adds that special touch, don't you think?

Doesn't it make you want to book a massage?

Sadly, I am not feeling well this week and won't be taking bookings until I am better.

So if you want to book with me in advance for next week, let me know!

Love Annie xo


Do you like my Christmas nails?


I gained some weight and I LOVE my new ass!


I look more like a naughty elf here, don't I?


Do you know what I'm thinking???


Peek-a-boo!


Merry Christmas, Sexy!

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236-881-1444
hallelujah.dream@gmail.com

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Sunday, December 8, 2019

Ask Annie: Why I'm "Hallelujah Annie" and Other News!


'Tis the Season!

I LOVE Christmas.

I love the songs, the tree, the lights, the excitement on my kids' faces.

I love sending gifts to my baby sister and my nieces and nephews.

My tree was up at the beginning of November!

This week I have so much to tell you! Starting with...

MY SEXY SANTA PHOTO SHOOT!

Yesterday I went to see my photographer, Jonny Ray, for a sexy Christmas-themed photo shoot!

I can't wait to share those photos with you next week!

My goal is to get YOU so much into the Christmas spirit, that you can't help but book a massage with me!


AVAILABILITY BEFORE CHRISTMAS

It just so happens that my kids will be away for a week before Christmas!

This frees up my schedule considerably.

If you'd like to get a session in with me before Christmas, let me know!

I'll be available almost every day between now and December 24th.

It is best to book 1-2 days in advance, when possible. But you never know, sometimes I'm available on short notice - just ask!


MY WISH LIST

Some of you have asked me for my Christmas Wish List.

Thank you so much for wanting to buy gifts for me!


Christmas is an expensive time of year for parents - me included! 

After buying gifts and attending events, it does leave me a little strapped for necessities.

What I really need and what would really help me at this time of year is:
  • Gift card for gas
  • Gift card for groceries (Save On Foods, Choices, Nature's Fare)
  • Gift card for Starbucks (my biggest vice!)
  • Items for my massage studio - Organic Coconut Oil; hand towels, wash cloths, soft pillow slips.
  • Items needed at home because mine are getting worn out - dish towels; Norwex body cloths; sheet sets for my kids (two single beds for boy and girl, one queen for girl).

Honestly, I do not expect gifts, but if you insist, these are the things that my family really needs.

Thank you so much.

GIFTS FOR YOU!

I know many of you can't really take these gifts home because of the secretive nature of our relationship, but for those of you who CAN enjoy something like this, I've had sexy magnets made for you!



If you come see me before Christmas, you can have a magnet too!



UPDATE ON MY NEW BUSINESS 
- THE NAKEDLIST

If you've been reading my articles regularly, you may already know that I am starting another adult-oriented business with two partners who also work in the sex industry.

I recently posted an article about how "Sex Workers Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Their Advertising Platforms."

In this article, I explain the challenges we face dealing with classifieds websites like Leolist and I also share an update on the new site we're releasing in the very near future!

CLICK HERE for more information!

http://www.nakedtruth.ca/2019/12/sex-workers-have-love-hate-relationship.html




WHY I CHOSE THE NAME 
"HALLELUJAH ANNIE"

I have been asked a few times about why I call myself Hallelujah Annie and since this is the season for many songs with "hallelujah" in them, I thought it would be a good time to share this little nugget.

As many of you know, I started stripping when I was 23 primarily doing stage and non-contact private dances.

I also did some nude modeling over the years.

However, I never had contact with my clients until I started doing neck rubs in the strip clubs, then graduated to the sensual one-on-one massages that I offer now.

During those years, I twice found myself in financial crises where I thought I had no choice but to get into contact sex work to support my family.

Both of those times were following separation from my husband.

(Yes, I separated from him twice. Gave him a second chance. It didn't work out, obviously. LOL)

Anyhow, both times I separated from my husband I was overwhelmed with a feeling of relief and grace - like I had been truly blessed to escape that toxic relationship.

The word that played itself over and over in my head every time I thought about how I was now free from living in a miserable relationship with an emotionally abusive man was...

HALLELUJAH!

However, I was also in the position of having to be the sole provider for my children.

In each case, I began to plan my next steps as a contact sex worker.

What would I call myself?

The only word that I could conjure up was always the same... "Hallelujah."

As a stripper, I went by "Annie."

But I didn't want to use my stripping name because I haven't come out to my family as a massage provider. (They knew about the stripping but that's another long story.)

For different reasons, I never ended up doing contact sex work during those financial crises. 

I got into subsidized housing. I got a square job just in time... etc.

About a year ago, I was tired of working square jobs where I made shitty money and got treated even worse.

Fed up, I decided it was time to do contact sex work.

This time, I did not feel like I had no other choice. 

I could keep working and getting by on square world wages.

But I was tired of working for people who didn't appreciate me.

I missed being self-employed.

I missed being a part of the sex worker community.

This time, I was choosing contact sex work because I really wanted to do it.

This decision made me feel much like I felt when I left that shitty relationship with my ex...

This time I was leaving shitty bosses and shitty money that barely provided for my family.

That amazing word full of joy came into my head once again...

HALLELUJAH! 

Thank you, God! I'm free from these shackles!

The definition of Hallelujah according to Google is:
hal·le·lu·jah
/ˌhaləˈlo͞oyə/


noun: an utterance of the word “hallelujah” as an expression of worship or rejoicing.
Because I was rejoicing, Hallelujah seemed appropriate. But I was and always will be Annie, also.

And that is why I chose "Hallelujah Annie" for my sensual massage name.

I hope you enjoyed this week's article!

If I don't see you this month... Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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Monday, December 2, 2019

Ask Annie: How to Touch It But Don't Crush It

Guys love pussy.

Am I right?

You love looking at it, touching it, fingering it, licking and sucking it...

You just love it!

Well, I love that you love pussy.

And I appreciate when you try to please me by paying attention to mine.

So, today, I'm writing about how to touch it without crushing it.

To begin with, I will explain the different parts of the pussy using the technical terms.




The Parts of the Pussy

Vulva - The parts that you see! The outer and inner labia.

Outer Labia - These are the big lips on the outside of the pussy. Some women don't seem to have them and they have what many of us call "outies." My pussy has outer labia.

Inner Labia - These are the folds that are inside the outer labia and closer to the entrance to the vagina. 

Clitoris - The hooded fleshy little guy at the top of the outside of the pussy. It's where the inner labia meet at the top.

Vagina - This is the inside of the pussy where you put your fingers when you finger fuck and where you put your cock when you have sex.

Cervix - If you reach all the way into the pussy until you touch the end, the end part is the cervix. The cervix is like another set of tight lips. It opens wide for childbirth but otherwise only opens slightly during ovulation.

Ovulation - That's when a woman is fertile and she has released an egg. It is also when I am the MOST HORNY!

G-Spot - Inside the vagina behind the clitoris.




Pussy Facts

Now that you know the parts of the pussy, I'd like to share some pussy facts with you...

  • Pussies do not get stretched out from childbirth or too much fucking!
  • Clits get hard like cocks when women are horny!
  • The hornier a woman is, the more her pussy will expand to accept big cocks (and receive sperm)!
  • The clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as a penis!
  • Penetration alone will not lead to orgasm for most women!
  • Women get pain down there when sexually frustrated too! (pink balls!)

The Most Important Things To Remember About Pussies Are...

  • The skin is delicate on the outside and on the inside. Jabbing your fingers into any area of the pussy should be avoided. (And please cut your nails!)
  • Different women like differing amounts of pressure on their clits when being stimulated. Personally, I like it very gentle. Rubbing my clit too hard HURTS!
  • Rubbing dry labia or fingering a dry pussy is not a good idea. It can cause small tears making sexual experiences painful. It also doesn't feel nearly as good as a pussy that has been moistened by saliva, oil, or lube. (I provide coconut oil for my sessions!)
  • It can take up to 20 minutes of clitoral stimulation to get a women's juices flowing! I hope you like foreplay! 
  • It feels really good to have the labia around the opening of the vagina gently played with. ;) (Try it, she'll like it.)

TO SUMMARIZE...
No "jabbing" anywhere inside or outside the pussy; cut your nails; use oil or lube; and be gentle (especially with the clit)!



A couple more hints...

Some women (like me) enjoy finger penetration while the clit is being stimulated.   

Another technique is to finger or tongue the clit until orgasm, then penetrate the vagina with your fingers while your lover is "coming."


Orgasm Etiquette

You've followed all the advice above and you've given your lover an orgasm.. Now what?!

I cannot speak for all women, but after an orgasm, I like the pressure on my clit to remain for a few moments - maybe even up to a minute or so. 

But then my clit needs a break.

Women are multi-orgasmic but we need recovery time between orgasms.

We also need to know when to stop which is difficult because orgasms are so fun!

But if we have too many orgasms, it can make our clits very sore.

Ensuring that there are breaks between orgasms and avoiding the common mistake of trying to go for a world record number of orgasms will enable your lover to enjoy sexual relations again a lot sooner.

In other words, touch it but don't crush it!




To finish, I thought I'd share a funny poem I wrote about masturbating. 

I hope you all enjoy it. Please send me an email to tell me what you think of this article.

I hope to see you soon!

PS. Book before Christmas so I can spoil my kids! LOL

Love you guys. xoxox

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ORGASM GLUTTON
By Hallelujah Annie

Sometimes I feel like an orgasm glutton
I can't have just one, without having a dozen
It's something I'm sure every woman will agree
That's hard not to do when they come so easy

I just plug in my super and powerful vibe
The one that you actually can't put inside
With the vibe on my clit, I work the controls like a tuner
I notice that if I breathe hard I come sooner

That first one is sometimes elusive, it's true
So that's when I think of a hard dick or two
But after I finally feel myself blow
I know that the next "O" will quickly follow

So I rest for a moment and plan out my day
Then I shift my attention back to my self play
And after each little eruption of joy
I tell myself, now I should put back the toy

And that's when I feel like an orgasm glutton
I know I can come at the touch of a button
Cause every orgasm comes faster than before
But after awhile my clit gets real sore

Then later when I am in bed with my lover
My clit is so raw that I hide in the covers
And realize I went way too far and that sucks
Cause "O"'s are much better when you're getting fucked!




Have a great week, sexy people!

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