Have you ever wondered what it would be like to do my job?
What exactly does a day in the life of a Massage Goddess like me look like?
Well, today I'm going to tell you.
Some of it isn't glamorous...
And some of it isn't sexy, but...
...SOME of it WILL GIVE YOU AN ERECTION. (I hope.)
The rest is up to you until I see you again. ;)
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ANNIE
I wake up alone in my bed. My partner has already left for work. All the kids are still asleep. This is "mommy time."
I pull my vibrator out of my drawer. Then I pull the blankets up over me to muffle the noise. (It's a noisy one!)
I come two or three times. Sometimes four. Morning orgasms are quick and easy because I'm already all relaxed and horny.
I hop out of bed and drink a large glass of water with Food Grade Diatomaceous Earth in it. I make myself some tea and smoke a joint.
I have an epsom salts bath. I exfoliate my entire body (that's why my skin is so soft and smooth). I shave my armpits, lower legs, and bikini area.
I wake up my kids and proceed to corral them through their morning routines.
I play music, so they wake up to good vibes. I tell them I love them and send them off to school.
Then I get in my car and either head to my massage studio in White Rock or off to do something else.
This is the usual time for me to start my day.
If someone books in advance, I give a massage at this time.
If not, I schedule meetings around this time because my brain is optimal in the mornings.
I may also go to the gym, or run errands, or work on my blog (like I am today).
This is my time to tidy and sanitize my work area, which is done before and between all sessions.
(Once a week, I do a big clean at my studio. But I also do upkeep throughout each week to ensure my workspace is to your upmost satisfaction.)
Before each session, I put a fresh towel beside the bathroom sink.
I set-up the massage area and heat the coconut oil.
I bathe my body to ensure it is immaculately clean.
I put on makeup and perfume, lingerie and high heels.
If I have time, I masturbate again. Same vibrator! I bring it with me. Smart, right?
It's usually more difficult for me to come when I know a client will arrive soon. So, these orgasms take a little longer and I may only have time for one or two.
You're probably wondering when do I make time to eat?!
My first meal is never before 11 AM. I have a bite to eat between appointments but I don't eat a big meal till the end of my day, with my family.
12:00 - 4:00 PM
This is often the best part of my day. I am very fortunate to have nurtured certain regulars who are super gentle with your touch.
You are sensual, clean smelling, and good with your hands. You are the clients I love the most.
I get horny when I know I'm going to see you. I miss you when I haven't heard from you. I love getting your dick pics and hearing from you now and then for no reason whatsoever, just to say hi.
Sometimes there is a connection with clients from the very first appointment. With others, it takes time for us to know each other before our sessions progress to a deeper intimacy and more profound orgasms.
I started this work two years ago and some of you came to me in the first few weeks or months. What we have is more than "client / practitioner."
We have a friendship. We have an interest in each other's well-being.
When you are struggling, I care. I am here to cheer you on.
My time is limited, as you'll see if you make it to the end of this blog post, but that doesn't change what we have between us:
A super sexy friendship that leads to naughtiness with no strings attached.
It's perfect, in my honest opinion.
Rarely, I will book a session around this time if someone is having trouble getting in to see me due to scheduling issues.
Or perhaps one of my favourite clients makes a last minute booking and I haven't seen him in awhile.
Some clients I KNOW will help me end my day with a bang! ...sending me home with pleasure bubbles rising up inside me for the rest of the night.
But usually, I am on my way home or home by now.
My daughter needs to be picked up from her after school care. Dinner and general housekeeping must be attended to. Homework? Baths? Notices from school to sign?
Oh, and don't forget the word I love dearly and hear about every five minutes from the moment I get home until I retire for the day... "Mom?"
Evenings are a blur except for the part where we all sit down for dinner. There are six of us now. My stepson moved in with us.
I love our big family. We eat. We chat about our day. We laugh. I remind them to start cleaning up after themselves. The usual.
My youngest goes to bed at 8:30 but inevitably keeps me talking till 9. She doesn't fall asleep until 9:30 or 10.
By then, I am exhausted. Is it even possible for me to get horny again...?
You bet your bottom dollar it is!
Sometimes my man has to take a little extra time and effort to help me relax to that point where I'm ready to take his beautiful cock.
He doesn't mind.
Even though he has to get up early for work, he's willing to lose sleep for our end-of-day re-connection.
I've learned from all of you what things will relax me and turn me on quickly. We have but one hour after all.
Every time one of you does something extra special, I try to explain it to my guy so he can try it on me too.
Because we are both so open-minded sexually and honest with each other about our kinks and whatnot, our sexual communication is incredible.
You may have noticed that I can talk about almost anything sexual and be very open about it.
There is no room for shame or insecurity when you and I are naked together.
I am the same way with my partner. We communicate and share very explicitly what we love for each other to do or say during our foreplay and sex.
Likewise with you, I will always tell you how I am feeling. I will tell you if the way you are kissing my breasts or fingering the entrance of my pussy feels good.
I will ask you to be gentler, if needed.
I will let you know with my voice and actions how you are making me feel during our session, even if you don't touch me.
(I can get horny all by myself. Seriously! Rubbing all up on you. I'm sometimes horny before you even turn over.)
My partner and I have really great sex. It seems to get better and better over time. We go through our phases of getting into a certain kink for awhile and trying it out.
Right now, I'm thinking of asking him to wear panties for me. I've had a few clients who like to wear panties and it's really HOT!
I hope to be asleep by this time. After all, the morning comes all to quickly when you're a mom-preneur!
(HAHA! I heard that term somewhere and I've been wanting to use it but I don't tell anyone in my square life what I do! LOLOL! Thank you for being people I can be myself with.)
While sleeping, I often have very naughty dreams and some of you have even featured in them. Thankfully my guy does not get jealous if I call out another man's name.
I hope you've enjoyed "A Day in the Life of Annie."
I am sending you big naked hugs and irresistible erections. Please send them back! XOXO
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